At long last I've recieved aid from Arizona! In the form of lemons from my dad. Apparently lemon trees are considered the dandelion of citrus trees in my dad's neighborhood. And as a master gardener, lemons are beneath him. But he apparently grew tired of our conversation about how people are forever trying to give them away down there while I complain about spending fifty cents per lemon up here. So he went to his neighbors and gathered a bunch of "rejects", boxed them up and sent them to me!
I believe I'll be making lemon chicken pasta tonight!