Fame and Notoriety (and the song within)

In case anyone has missed it, BlogFest made the news in Mathews, Virginia! I think we made such an impression at the General Store, they felt they must tell everyone! Here is the link!

Now I love the picture they used!

But as I was reading the article, something in the second paragraph caught my eye... "Asthmagirl's love song to hard cider". As much as I would like to take credit for having written such a song, and as much as I do enjoy hard cider and might have indeed written a song about it.... let's set the record straight. I have not written a song about hard cider.

Until now.

I have to live up to the hype! I know I'm no Foolery or Soup is not a finger food, but bear with me!

An Ode to Cider

To the tune of Paperback Writer, by The Beatles:

Dear Blog Festers-I can drink no wine...

Nor yet your cold beer even with a lime...

There’s a drink I like but is it on your coast?

If we find enough we can drink a toast!

 

We can drink a toast cuz you know I love the hard cider!

Love the Hard Cider!

 

If you like the apple we can try some more...

There a peach I like and its fun to pour....

The nectarine is a stellar brew ...

And the raspberry?! Let’s toss back a few!

 

Let’s toss back a few cuz you know I love the hard cider!

Love the Hard Cider!

 

If you really like them, put them in your sock...

TSA won’t find it, their search is a mock...

If the flight is smooth, you’ll arrive to find

The “Sin” you smuggled was worth your time!

 

Now your friends will laugh because you’re such a dork...

But the cider’s worth it and it’s from New York...

Its taste is complex and it’s not too sweet...

We’ll drink a toast because the bloggers love the hard cider!

 

Love the Hard Cider!!!!

 

I wonder when the royalties will start pouring in?

AG out!