Snippets

In the last 24 hours:

AG: I brought you lunch. Thanks for not letting me die on the sidewalk last week.

HR: Dept of Labor investigations, insurance claims, media releases, etc....It would have been too much paperwork. Any HR person worth their salt would have saved you just to duck the paperwork...

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Computer user: (whose printer I'm fixing) I heard you had a bad attack last week. I didn't know you had the kind of asthma that can kill you...

AG: *speechless*

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AG: I brought you lunch. Thanks for not letting me die on the sidewalk last week.

Program Manager: This looks great! What do you cook if someone saves you from stepping in front of a bus?

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Boss: If you're done being an attention hog, can we get back to talking about my acid reflux?

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AG: I really want to hike after brunch on Mother's day.

Family: *blank stares of horror*

AG: Yeah, I know it's not going to happen... But my new boots.... They're calling me!

TOG: Wrong number.

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Life is funny... And I'm surrounded by comedians!

Asthmagirl out!