Snippets
Monday, May 4, 2009 at 10:39PM In the last 24 hours:
AG: I brought you lunch. Thanks for not letting me die on the sidewalk last week.
HR: Dept of Labor investigations, insurance claims, media releases, etc....It would have been too much paperwork. Any HR person worth their salt would have saved you just to duck the paperwork...
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Computer user: (whose printer I'm fixing) I heard you had a bad attack last week. I didn't know you had the kind of asthma that can kill you...
AG: *speechless*
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AG: I brought you lunch. Thanks for not letting me die on the sidewalk last week.
Program Manager: This looks great! What do you cook if someone saves you from stepping in front of a bus?
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Boss: If you're done being an attention hog, can we get back to talking about my acid reflux?
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AG: I really want to hike after brunch on Mother's day.
Family: *blank stares of horror*
AG: Yeah, I know it's not going to happen... But my new boots.... They're calling me!
TOG: Wrong number.
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Life is funny... And I'm surrounded by comedians!
Asthmagirl out!
Reader Comments (8)
ouch... i'm not sure if those are funny or not.
I love your husband's comment about the hike....
Glad you are doing better!
WHY has you blog vanished from both my blogroll where its been forever AND my followed list??????
Okay I'm laughing hysterically. You are surrounded by comedians.
I love the "wrong number" comment.
The computer user whose printer you were fixing comment is just disturbing!
Indeed you are surrounded by comedians or dumb a**es.
Humor is how we get through life, AG!!
And do not go hiking under any circumstances...that is a direct order. Your boots will be patiently waiting for you. They are loyal and only want to be worn by your feet!
Omigosh! Those are hilarious conversations. I missed you nearly dying. Must go back and see Asthmagirl laid out on sidewalk ...
Honey, I'll save you! Even I have to carry you out of the closet on my shoulder! But don't worry! I have new inhalers in my purse...just in case. {{SMILE!}}