Take one asthmatic chick with a camera, add three rotten Chihuahuas. Stir wildly. Slowly infuse a lack of focus and sprinkle with time on hands. Layer with a new lens and serve in natural lighting. Magnifique!
Served with a side dish of lies about squirrels in the back yard!
And rumors about cats!
And for Dessert, just say the word "treat"!
Watch them get all glassy eyed!
They're so easy!