Evil Doers

To the person who smacked my car in the grocery store parking lot last Thursday at lunch time without leaving so much as a note of regret.... two things...

1. When I think of you henceforth, I will imagine you with either endless diarrhea or chronic ingrown toenails... either of which you richly deserve.  Enjoy.

2. While I'm sure you drove away grateful that no one got your license plate number, I'm betting you feel at least a little guilty. Does it affect your sleep? I hope it keeps you up nights.... with indigestion... and ringworm...for at least as long as it takes me to save up my deductable.

Dirtbag.

Yes... I have a mean streak...

Comments

[annbb]

That just stinks! And sometimes a mean streak can be put to good use.

[krysta]

i hope they come down with all of it.... they deserve it

[deb]

dontcha just hate when that happens? sorry it had to happen to your car...

[Flea]

Ouch. That's not just a scratch. I'm so sorry. It was me. I did it. That's definitely the white from my minivan.

[Daryl]

GAH that truly reeks

[Asthmagirl herself]

Flea, you did not drive all the way to Seattle to smack my car. Besides, you're too nice. And Fred and Bessie would have ratted you out.

[Tracey]

A well deserved mean streak! Jerk.

[Liz C.]

Amen sista! During college, my daughter's car was hit & run and she was just brokenhearted about it. Turns out, someone did get the license plate number, but they gave it to the police, who called my daughter. Luckily, the guy had insurance, otherwise it would have been on us, the parents.

I wish that jerk IBS! In my opinion this is the next best thing to cancer...

[Kate]

I am sure they are feeling quite guilty.

NOT.

Probably haven't given it a second thought.

[Ann Marie]

BOOOOO BAD PERSON!!!! KARMA TO YOU... RUNNING STUFF NOSE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

[imom]

That happened to my car on the rear bumper. I didn't notice until washing it. Grrrrrrrrr!